Death metal. Stocks. Strong coffee.

Obviously those aren’t my sole interests, but as far as this website is concerned, who cares?

Here’s the deal: My mugs are built to last—not some cheap-ass pieces of junk that'll fade in the dishwasher or snap a handle after only a few years of use. These are heavy-duty mugs forged to survive your morning beats, late-night rabbit holes, and everything in between. Designed for fellow metalheads who live for face-melting riffs, black humor, and coffee strong enough to wake the dead.

Yeah, they’re just coffee mugs—but they look rad as hell, don’t they? So quit wasting your precious time reading this. Life’s too short to sip weak-ass coffee from boring-ass cups. Go order a mug, crank up some Incantation, and trade those stonks like a fucking legend.

Death to false metal and shitty coffee.