Death metal. Stocks. Strong coffee.

Obviously those aren't my sole interests, but as far as this store is concerned, who cares?

It started with a simple need - I wanted a mug that said 'Black Coffee' in a black metal font. It was a funny idea. That's it. Just something that brought together my love for metal and strong, black coffee. I couldn't find one, so I made it myself. Then I wanted one for while I traded stocks - enter the 'Stonks' mug. Two personal passions, two mugs that didn't exist anywhere else. Over the next few years, friends were asking where I got them, and I found myself printing extras as gifts. Eventually it blossomed into this very store.

There's something cool about having everyday items that actually speak to who you are. Not some poser marketing team's idea of metal culture - just authentic designs from one metalhead to another. Maybe starting a death metal coffee mug company was crazy. Maybe blending death metal, stock trading, and coffee was too niche. But apparently there are people out there who can appreciate it. People who understand that sometimes you just want your morning coffee served with a side of death metal.

Yeah, they're just coffee mugs - but they look rad as hell, don't they? So quit wasting your precious time reading this. Life's too short to sip weak-ass coffee from boring-ass mugs. Order a cool mug, crank up some Incantation, and go do something neat.

Death to false metal and shitty coffee.