"Badass Day Trader" Coffee Mug
Are you part of the 1%? No, not those trust fund babies living off daddy's dividends - we're talking about the elite few day traders who actually survive this bloodbath of a market.
Only 13% of day traders stay profitable past 6 months. A measly 4% make it their full-time gig. And the truly brutal stat? Only 1% of traders are still standing after 5 years.
So what’s the secret sauce? Some would say “developing a set of rules, self-discipline, and journaling” but, gah, that’s so nerdy. The REAL answer? Strong. Fucking. Coffee.
How are you supposed to even start the trading day or stay sharp enough to develop your precious rules without a brutal cup of joe? Fact is, you don't. You end up like the other 99% - crying into their weak-ass almond milk lattes while your account bleeds out faster than a goregrind drummer's double-kick.
Crafted to endure countless market opens and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - just like your trading strategy better be, but if you chuck it at your monitor after a failed 0DTE options play... well, that's just part of the game.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Are you part of the 1%? No, not those trust fund babies living off daddy's dividends - we're talking about the elite few day traders who actually survive this bloodbath of a market.
Only 13% of day traders stay profitable past 6 months. A measly 4% make it their full-time gig. And the truly brutal stat? Only 1% of traders are still standing after 5 years.
So what’s the secret sauce? Some would say “developing a set of rules, self-discipline, and journaling” but, gah, that’s so nerdy. The REAL answer? Strong. Fucking. Coffee.
How are you supposed to even start the trading day or stay sharp enough to develop your precious rules without a brutal cup of joe? Fact is, you don't. You end up like the other 99% - crying into their weak-ass almond milk lattes while your account bleeds out faster than a goregrind drummer's double-kick.
Crafted to endure countless market opens and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - just like your trading strategy better be, but if you chuck it at your monitor after a failed 0DTE options play... well, that's just part of the game.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Are you part of the 1%? No, not those trust fund babies living off daddy's dividends - we're talking about the elite few day traders who actually survive this bloodbath of a market.
Only 13% of day traders stay profitable past 6 months. A measly 4% make it their full-time gig. And the truly brutal stat? Only 1% of traders are still standing after 5 years.
So what’s the secret sauce? Some would say “developing a set of rules, self-discipline, and journaling” but, gah, that’s so nerdy. The REAL answer? Strong. Fucking. Coffee.
How are you supposed to even start the trading day or stay sharp enough to develop your precious rules without a brutal cup of joe? Fact is, you don't. You end up like the other 99% - crying into their weak-ass almond milk lattes while your account bleeds out faster than a goregrind drummer's double-kick.
Crafted to endure countless market opens and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - just like your trading strategy better be, but if you chuck it at your monitor after a failed 0DTE options play... well, that's just part of the game.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
