"Black Metal Cat" Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Meet Black Metal Cat, Death Metal Mugs’ unofficial mascot who shows up on their own terms, like any true cat. This grim feline has earned its place among the most brutal cat coffee mugs around. Why unofficial? Try telling a cat what to do. Go on, I dare you.
Hell, we don’t even know this cat’s name—it never utters a meow, its collar is spiked like the devil’s codpiece, and it only communicates through silent scowls and indifferent, judgmental stares.
Black Metal Cat is a reminder that conformity is for the weak who drink weak coffee. Whether you’re a fan of death metal growls, black metal shrieks, or just need a side of aloof judgment with your morning brew, this mug’s got you covered. And yes, Stephen King would probably write a short story about this cat if he ever crossed its path.
Available in black or blood red.
Crafted to withstand endless brews without cracking and brutal washings without fading, these black metal coffee mugs are as unrelenting as a Bathory riff. But if you’re thinking of testing it in the pit, well, expect it to get licked.
• Durable ceramic
• Available in 11 oz & 15 oz
• Black and blood red options
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Meet Black Metal Cat, Death Metal Mugs’ unofficial mascot who shows up on their own terms, like any true cat. This grim feline has earned its place among the most brutal cat coffee mugs around. Why unofficial? Try telling a cat what to do. Go on, I dare you.
Hell, we don’t even know this cat’s name—it never utters a meow, its collar is spiked like the devil’s codpiece, and it only communicates through silent scowls and indifferent, judgmental stares.
Black Metal Cat is a reminder that conformity is for the weak who drink weak coffee. Whether you’re a fan of death metal growls, black metal shrieks, or just need a side of aloof judgment with your morning brew, this mug’s got you covered. And yes, Stephen King would probably write a short story about this cat if he ever crossed its path.
Available in black or blood red.
Crafted to withstand endless brews without cracking and brutal washings without fading, these black metal coffee mugs are as unrelenting as a Bathory riff. But if you’re thinking of testing it in the pit, well, expect it to get licked.
• Durable ceramic
• Available in 11 oz & 15 oz
• Black and blood red options
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Meet Black Metal Cat, Death Metal Mugs’ unofficial mascot who shows up on their own terms, like any true cat. This grim feline has earned its place among the most brutal cat coffee mugs around. Why unofficial? Try telling a cat what to do. Go on, I dare you.
Hell, we don’t even know this cat’s name—it never utters a meow, its collar is spiked like the devil’s codpiece, and it only communicates through silent scowls and indifferent, judgmental stares.
Black Metal Cat is a reminder that conformity is for the weak who drink weak coffee. Whether you’re a fan of death metal growls, black metal shrieks, or just need a side of aloof judgment with your morning brew, this mug’s got you covered. And yes, Stephen King would probably write a short story about this cat if he ever crossed its path.
Available in black or blood red.
Crafted to withstand endless brews without cracking and brutal washings without fading, these black metal coffee mugs are as unrelenting as a Bathory riff. But if you’re thinking of testing it in the pit, well, expect it to get licked.
• Durable ceramic
• Available in 11 oz & 15 oz
• Black and blood red options
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material