"Breakfast Wine" Coffee Mug
We've got ourselves a paradox here, folks. Is there coffee in this mug masquerading as 'breakfast wine,' or is there actually wine pretending to be coffee?
The beauty is in the ambiguity. Maybe you're drinking coffee while dreaming of wine. Maybe you're drinking wine while pretending it's coffee. Or maybe you just appreciate a good conversation starter at 8 AM. We're not here to solve life's mysteries.
Built to endure countless morning beverages (we're not asking which kind) and routine dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you drop it during an enthusiastic breakfast toast... well, some questions are better left unanswered.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
We've got ourselves a paradox here, folks. Is there coffee in this mug masquerading as 'breakfast wine,' or is there actually wine pretending to be coffee?
The beauty is in the ambiguity. Maybe you're drinking coffee while dreaming of wine. Maybe you're drinking wine while pretending it's coffee. Or maybe you just appreciate a good conversation starter at 8 AM. We're not here to solve life's mysteries.
Built to endure countless morning beverages (we're not asking which kind) and routine dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you drop it during an enthusiastic breakfast toast... well, some questions are better left unanswered.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
We've got ourselves a paradox here, folks. Is there coffee in this mug masquerading as 'breakfast wine,' or is there actually wine pretending to be coffee?
The beauty is in the ambiguity. Maybe you're drinking coffee while dreaming of wine. Maybe you're drinking wine while pretending it's coffee. Or maybe you just appreciate a good conversation starter at 8 AM. We're not here to solve life's mysteries.
Built to endure countless morning beverages (we're not asking which kind) and routine dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you drop it during an enthusiastic breakfast toast... well, some questions are better left unanswered.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
