"Carpe That Motherfuckin' Diem" Coffee Mug
"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero."
(Seize the day, putting as little trust as possible in the future.)
~ Horace, Roman poet, 23 BCE
"You gonna die? Yeah, someday. Probably not tomorrow, but you never fuckin' know."
~ Michael T., DMM founder, last Wednesday
Here's the thing about time: it's the one resource you can't get back, hoard, or buy more of. You can waste it doomscrolling social media, make excuses even YOU don’t believe, and keep avoiding that nagging 3AM inner voice ... or you can grab life by the throat and make the most of it.
The ancient Romans knew it. Death metal knows it. Life is brutally, unfairly short—and most people spend it doing shit they hate while dreaming about "someday."
Don't be most people.
Don't hold on to the past—it's done. Prepare for the future—but don't live there. The only moment you truly own is right NOW.
So carpe that motherfuckin' diem. Carpe poculum coffeae, fill it with something strong enough to kickstart your day, and go do something that makes your life grow. Create something. Burn a bridge. Make someone blush. Whatever it is, make it count.
Crafted to withstand daily caffeine-fueled conquests, relentless dishwasher cycles without fading, and countless moments of actual living. This mug will outlast most of your shenanigans, but if you break it while aggressively seizing a particularly intense day, at least you'll have a story worth telling.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero."
(Seize the day, putting as little trust as possible in the future.)
~ Horace, Roman poet, 23 BCE
"You gonna die? Yeah, someday. Probably not tomorrow, but you never fuckin' know."
~ Michael T., DMM founder, last Wednesday
Here's the thing about time: it's the one resource you can't get back, hoard, or buy more of. You can waste it doomscrolling social media, make excuses even YOU don’t believe, and keep avoiding that nagging 3AM inner voice ... or you can grab life by the throat and make the most of it.
The ancient Romans knew it. Death metal knows it. Life is brutally, unfairly short—and most people spend it doing shit they hate while dreaming about "someday."
Don't be most people.
Don't hold on to the past—it's done. Prepare for the future—but don't live there. The only moment you truly own is right NOW.
So carpe that motherfuckin' diem. Carpe poculum coffeae, fill it with something strong enough to kickstart your day, and go do something that makes your life grow. Create something. Burn a bridge. Make someone blush. Whatever it is, make it count.
Crafted to withstand daily caffeine-fueled conquests, relentless dishwasher cycles without fading, and countless moments of actual living. This mug will outlast most of your shenanigans, but if you break it while aggressively seizing a particularly intense day, at least you'll have a story worth telling.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero."
(Seize the day, putting as little trust as possible in the future.)
~ Horace, Roman poet, 23 BCE
"You gonna die? Yeah, someday. Probably not tomorrow, but you never fuckin' know."
~ Michael T., DMM founder, last Wednesday
Here's the thing about time: it's the one resource you can't get back, hoard, or buy more of. You can waste it doomscrolling social media, make excuses even YOU don’t believe, and keep avoiding that nagging 3AM inner voice ... or you can grab life by the throat and make the most of it.
The ancient Romans knew it. Death metal knows it. Life is brutally, unfairly short—and most people spend it doing shit they hate while dreaming about "someday."
Don't be most people.
Don't hold on to the past—it's done. Prepare for the future—but don't live there. The only moment you truly own is right NOW.
So carpe that motherfuckin' diem. Carpe poculum coffeae, fill it with something strong enough to kickstart your day, and go do something that makes your life grow. Create something. Burn a bridge. Make someone blush. Whatever it is, make it count.
Crafted to withstand daily caffeine-fueled conquests, relentless dishwasher cycles without fading, and countless moments of actual living. This mug will outlast most of your shenanigans, but if you break it while aggressively seizing a particularly intense day, at least you'll have a story worth telling.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
