"Dad's Mug" Coffee Mug
Touch Dad’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding Thor’s hammer.
But use it without being the Dad? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve sealed your fate. Expect immediate consequences: an endless list of chores, Dad jokes aimed directly at you, or worst of all… a single, soul-crushing look of pure disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Dad it’s made for. It won’t fade in the dishwasher or crack under the heat of the microwave. But fair warning—if Dad uses it to fight a bear or as a makeshift hammer in the garage, it might meet its match. Just saying.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Touch Dad’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding Thor’s hammer.
But use it without being the Dad? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve sealed your fate. Expect immediate consequences: an endless list of chores, Dad jokes aimed directly at you, or worst of all… a single, soul-crushing look of pure disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Dad it’s made for. It won’t fade in the dishwasher or crack under the heat of the microwave. But fair warning—if Dad uses it to fight a bear or as a makeshift hammer in the garage, it might meet its match. Just saying.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Touch Dad’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding Thor’s hammer.
But use it without being the Dad? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve sealed your fate. Expect immediate consequences: an endless list of chores, Dad jokes aimed directly at you, or worst of all… a single, soul-crushing look of pure disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Dad it’s made for. It won’t fade in the dishwasher or crack under the heat of the microwave. But fair warning—if Dad uses it to fight a bear or as a makeshift hammer in the garage, it might meet its match. Just saying.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
