"First Coffee, Then The Things" Mug
The legendary Chinese philosopher, Confucius, once said: "To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."
And what helps set our hearts right? Sipping a fresh mug of hot joe during the morning calm before the day’s demands. A ritualistic moment of daily solace. Breathe. Introspect. Gaze out the window. First: coffee. Then: the things.
Am I saying that if you snag this mug, you will eventually put the world in order and solve all national, family, and personal issues? No, that’s absurd. Confucius is. He said that like 2500 years ago, and every fortune cookie on earth still quotes this guy, so there has to be some significant merit here.
This mug is as dependable as your morning coffee ritual. Built tough to handle years of dishwasher cycles without fading and durable enough to endure the brutal heat of the microwave. But fair warning: if "the things" decide to show up before your coffee and the mug gets chucked across the kitchen, Confucius might forgive you—but the handle won’t.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
The legendary Chinese philosopher, Confucius, once said: "To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."
And what helps set our hearts right? Sipping a fresh mug of hot joe during the morning calm before the day’s demands. A ritualistic moment of daily solace. Breathe. Introspect. Gaze out the window. First: coffee. Then: the things.
Am I saying that if you snag this mug, you will eventually put the world in order and solve all national, family, and personal issues? No, that’s absurd. Confucius is. He said that like 2500 years ago, and every fortune cookie on earth still quotes this guy, so there has to be some significant merit here.
This mug is as dependable as your morning coffee ritual. Built tough to handle years of dishwasher cycles without fading and durable enough to endure the brutal heat of the microwave. But fair warning: if "the things" decide to show up before your coffee and the mug gets chucked across the kitchen, Confucius might forgive you—but the handle won’t.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
The legendary Chinese philosopher, Confucius, once said: "To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."
And what helps set our hearts right? Sipping a fresh mug of hot joe during the morning calm before the day’s demands. A ritualistic moment of daily solace. Breathe. Introspect. Gaze out the window. First: coffee. Then: the things.
Am I saying that if you snag this mug, you will eventually put the world in order and solve all national, family, and personal issues? No, that’s absurd. Confucius is. He said that like 2500 years ago, and every fortune cookie on earth still quotes this guy, so there has to be some significant merit here.
This mug is as dependable as your morning coffee ritual. Built tough to handle years of dishwasher cycles without fading and durable enough to endure the brutal heat of the microwave. But fair warning: if "the things" decide to show up before your coffee and the mug gets chucked across the kitchen, Confucius might forgive you—but the handle won’t.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
