"Fuck Decaf" Coffee Mug
Strong. Bold. Gimme a cup that’ll make my eyes pop!
Caffeine has been shown to increase cognitive ability, alertness, and weight loss—all while reducing heart disease and risk of stroke. Can a Google search show the opposite? Yeah, probably, but this mug is for people who scoff at watered-down brews and want to maintain the former narrative!
BREW IT! DRINK IT! VALHALLA!
This isn’t just a mug—it’s the ultimate of inappropriate coffee mugs, a battle cry against weak-ass coffee. If you’re still drinking decaf, this mug will judge you harder than your last ex. Available in black or ‘blood of my enemies’ red, this mug isn’t just hilarious—it’s the reigning champ of funny mugs. It draws a line in the sand between those who live for the strong, dark stuff and those who might as well be using a sippy cup.
Crafted to endure countless refills, brutal brew sessions, and relentless washings without fading, this is one of the most brutal coffee mugs out there. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you bring it to a concert, just remember: it might not survive the wall of death—but it’ll definitely leave an impression (a cracked one… on someone’s skull).
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Strong. Bold. Gimme a cup that’ll make my eyes pop!
Caffeine has been shown to increase cognitive ability, alertness, and weight loss—all while reducing heart disease and risk of stroke. Can a Google search show the opposite? Yeah, probably, but this mug is for people who scoff at watered-down brews and want to maintain the former narrative!
BREW IT! DRINK IT! VALHALLA!
This isn’t just a mug—it’s the ultimate of inappropriate coffee mugs, a battle cry against weak-ass coffee. If you’re still drinking decaf, this mug will judge you harder than your last ex. Available in black or ‘blood of my enemies’ red, this mug isn’t just hilarious—it’s the reigning champ of funny mugs. It draws a line in the sand between those who live for the strong, dark stuff and those who might as well be using a sippy cup.
Crafted to endure countless refills, brutal brew sessions, and relentless washings without fading, this is one of the most brutal coffee mugs out there. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you bring it to a concert, just remember: it might not survive the wall of death—but it’ll definitely leave an impression (a cracked one… on someone’s skull).
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Strong. Bold. Gimme a cup that’ll make my eyes pop!
Caffeine has been shown to increase cognitive ability, alertness, and weight loss—all while reducing heart disease and risk of stroke. Can a Google search show the opposite? Yeah, probably, but this mug is for people who scoff at watered-down brews and want to maintain the former narrative!
BREW IT! DRINK IT! VALHALLA!
This isn’t just a mug—it’s the ultimate of inappropriate coffee mugs, a battle cry against weak-ass coffee. If you’re still drinking decaf, this mug will judge you harder than your last ex. Available in black or ‘blood of my enemies’ red, this mug isn’t just hilarious—it’s the reigning champ of funny mugs. It draws a line in the sand between those who live for the strong, dark stuff and those who might as well be using a sippy cup.
Crafted to endure countless refills, brutal brew sessions, and relentless washings without fading, this is one of the most brutal coffee mugs out there. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, but if you bring it to a concert, just remember: it might not survive the wall of death—but it’ll definitely leave an impression (a cracked one… on someone’s skull).
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
