"Gone Squatching" Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
from $19.25
Bigfoot? Sasquatch? Yeti? The Abominable Metalhead? Whatever name you call them, here’s an indisputable Sas fact: they fuckin’ love death metal.
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
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Bigfoot? Sasquatch? Yeti? The Abominable Metalhead? Whatever name you call them, here’s an indisputable Sas fact: they fuckin’ love death metal.
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Bigfoot? Sasquatch? Yeti? The Abominable Metalhead? Whatever name you call them, here’s an indisputable Sas fact: they fuckin’ love death metal.
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material
Legend has it, if you trek deep into the North American woods armed with nothing but a mug of extra-bold black coffee and Blood Incantation’s latest album, you’ll eventually die of hypothermia. Thinking you’d chill with Bigfoot? Nah bruh, they’re too busy being invisible and air-shredding to old-school acts like Abhorrence and Monstrosity. But don’t worry—they’ll snag that modern death metal album off your frozen corpse as a tribute.
This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee—it’s forged for the long haul, just like your own leather jacket. Its bold design won’t fade after years of battles with the dishwasher, and it’s tough enough to handle the searing chaos of a microwave. Built to last longer than cryptid conspiracy theory manifestos, this beast is ready for every caffeine-fueled adventure.
But fair warning: it’s not Sas-proof. If Bigfoot gets ahold of it, their meaty fingers will definitely snap the handle. Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead and BPA-free material