"HODL" Sticker
Hold on for dear life as I break it to you: HODL is not some fancy acronym cooked up by crypto bros. It’s a legendary typo that accidentally became the war cry of anyone who knows how to ride the waves of volatility. And every time a noob tries to retrofit it with a shiny new meaning, a true metalhead loses their horns.
This HODL bitcoin sticker had a baby with metal band stickers and is made for those who actually get it—metalheads who stack sats, shrug off the FUD, and give the Black Metal Cat glare to anyone spewing nonsense. Stick it somewhere that matters: your laptop, your coffee maker, or hell, your accountant’s cubicle. Just make sure it’s somewhere visible when the market goes full red candle.
• High-opacity film tougher to see through than a politician’s tax records
• Fast, bubble-free application—smoother than your last DCA buy
• Durable vinyl that survives even the most brutal conditions, like your portfolio during a bear market
• 95µ density, because anything less is for fiat weaklings
Hold on for dear life as I break it to you: HODL is not some fancy acronym cooked up by crypto bros. It’s a legendary typo that accidentally became the war cry of anyone who knows how to ride the waves of volatility. And every time a noob tries to retrofit it with a shiny new meaning, a true metalhead loses their horns.
This HODL bitcoin sticker had a baby with metal band stickers and is made for those who actually get it—metalheads who stack sats, shrug off the FUD, and give the Black Metal Cat glare to anyone spewing nonsense. Stick it somewhere that matters: your laptop, your coffee maker, or hell, your accountant’s cubicle. Just make sure it’s somewhere visible when the market goes full red candle.
• High-opacity film tougher to see through than a politician’s tax records
• Fast, bubble-free application—smoother than your last DCA buy
• Durable vinyl that survives even the most brutal conditions, like your portfolio during a bear market
• 95µ density, because anything less is for fiat weaklings
Hold on for dear life as I break it to you: HODL is not some fancy acronym cooked up by crypto bros. It’s a legendary typo that accidentally became the war cry of anyone who knows how to ride the waves of volatility. And every time a noob tries to retrofit it with a shiny new meaning, a true metalhead loses their horns.
This HODL bitcoin sticker had a baby with metal band stickers and is made for those who actually get it—metalheads who stack sats, shrug off the FUD, and give the Black Metal Cat glare to anyone spewing nonsense. Stick it somewhere that matters: your laptop, your coffee maker, or hell, your accountant’s cubicle. Just make sure it’s somewhere visible when the market goes full red candle.
• High-opacity film tougher to see through than a politician’s tax records
• Fast, bubble-free application—smoother than your last DCA buy
• Durable vinyl that survives even the most brutal conditions, like your portfolio during a bear market
• 95µ density, because anything less is for fiat weaklings