"I Do Not Have Ducks" Coffee Mug
Life has a real habit of kicking our plans straight into next week. 'You're planning that, are you? Ha! Now you gotta deal with THIS instead.'
Wouldn't it be amazing if we could keep our ducks in a row like Superstar Janice from accounting with her color-coded planner and meal-prep Sundays? But no. We've got kids' science projects due tomorrow (thanks for the 9pm reminder!), that weird noise the car started making, a pet that just threw up on the carpet, and a grocery list that somehow keeps multiplying like rabbits. Or in this case, squirrels. Freaking squirrels everywhere.
We can either cry in bed or laugh at the clusterfuck of it all and keep on truckin' (or both - it happens). Grab this mug, take a deep sip, embrace the chaos and kick life in the ass right back.
Crafted to endure life's daily surprises and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This tough mug is built to last for the long term - unlike your carefully planned schedule. But if you drop it while juggling three different crises... well, what's one more thing added to the list?
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Life has a real habit of kicking our plans straight into next week. 'You're planning that, are you? Ha! Now you gotta deal with THIS instead.'
Wouldn't it be amazing if we could keep our ducks in a row like Superstar Janice from accounting with her color-coded planner and meal-prep Sundays? But no. We've got kids' science projects due tomorrow (thanks for the 9pm reminder!), that weird noise the car started making, a pet that just threw up on the carpet, and a grocery list that somehow keeps multiplying like rabbits. Or in this case, squirrels. Freaking squirrels everywhere.
We can either cry in bed or laugh at the clusterfuck of it all and keep on truckin' (or both - it happens). Grab this mug, take a deep sip, embrace the chaos and kick life in the ass right back.
Crafted to endure life's daily surprises and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This tough mug is built to last for the long term - unlike your carefully planned schedule. But if you drop it while juggling three different crises... well, what's one more thing added to the list?
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Life has a real habit of kicking our plans straight into next week. 'You're planning that, are you? Ha! Now you gotta deal with THIS instead.'
Wouldn't it be amazing if we could keep our ducks in a row like Superstar Janice from accounting with her color-coded planner and meal-prep Sundays? But no. We've got kids' science projects due tomorrow (thanks for the 9pm reminder!), that weird noise the car started making, a pet that just threw up on the carpet, and a grocery list that somehow keeps multiplying like rabbits. Or in this case, squirrels. Freaking squirrels everywhere.
We can either cry in bed or laugh at the clusterfuck of it all and keep on truckin' (or both - it happens). Grab this mug, take a deep sip, embrace the chaos and kick life in the ass right back.
Crafted to endure life's daily surprises and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This tough mug is built to last for the long term - unlike your carefully planned schedule. But if you drop it while juggling three different crises... well, what's one more thing added to the list?
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
