"Keep Calm And Stack Sats" Coffee Mug
When bitcoin is crabbing sideways for months on end and no-coiners are convinced the fad has finally passed: stack sats.
When bittycoin is pumping so hard your face melts and all the youtube ‘financial gurus’ come out of the woodwork: stack sats.
When bitcorn is bloodier than the Cannibal Corpse “Butchered At Birth” album cover and Reddit's suicide hotline is pinned to the top of the sub: stack fucking sats.
Ignore the FUD and zoom out. This isn't some trendy shitcoin with a dog mascot or a 'revolutionary' whitepaper written by a crew of LinkedIn grifters. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to front-run the fat cats – but you already realize that, don’t you?
So while normies are either panic selling or scrambling to FOMO in, you'll be sipping coffee from this mug with the serenity of someone who knows exactly what to do. Keep calm, take another sip, and stack those motherfuckin’ sats.
Crafted tough enough to survive multiple market cycles without cracking under pressure, this mug will easily outlast your paper-handed friends' portfolios. Dishwasher safe, bear market resilient, and built to endure years of chart-watching rollercoasters—but if you chuck it through your monitor after a flash crash liquidates your overleveraged position, that's on you, not the mug.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
When bitcoin is crabbing sideways for months on end and no-coiners are convinced the fad has finally passed: stack sats.
When bittycoin is pumping so hard your face melts and all the youtube ‘financial gurus’ come out of the woodwork: stack sats.
When bitcorn is bloodier than the Cannibal Corpse “Butchered At Birth” album cover and Reddit's suicide hotline is pinned to the top of the sub: stack fucking sats.
Ignore the FUD and zoom out. This isn't some trendy shitcoin with a dog mascot or a 'revolutionary' whitepaper written by a crew of LinkedIn grifters. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to front-run the fat cats – but you already realize that, don’t you?
So while normies are either panic selling or scrambling to FOMO in, you'll be sipping coffee from this mug with the serenity of someone who knows exactly what to do. Keep calm, take another sip, and stack those motherfuckin’ sats.
Crafted tough enough to survive multiple market cycles without cracking under pressure, this mug will easily outlast your paper-handed friends' portfolios. Dishwasher safe, bear market resilient, and built to endure years of chart-watching rollercoasters—but if you chuck it through your monitor after a flash crash liquidates your overleveraged position, that's on you, not the mug.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
When bitcoin is crabbing sideways for months on end and no-coiners are convinced the fad has finally passed: stack sats.
When bittycoin is pumping so hard your face melts and all the youtube ‘financial gurus’ come out of the woodwork: stack sats.
When bitcorn is bloodier than the Cannibal Corpse “Butchered At Birth” album cover and Reddit's suicide hotline is pinned to the top of the sub: stack fucking sats.
Ignore the FUD and zoom out. This isn't some trendy shitcoin with a dog mascot or a 'revolutionary' whitepaper written by a crew of LinkedIn grifters. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to front-run the fat cats – but you already realize that, don’t you?
So while normies are either panic selling or scrambling to FOMO in, you'll be sipping coffee from this mug with the serenity of someone who knows exactly what to do. Keep calm, take another sip, and stack those motherfuckin’ sats.
Crafted tough enough to survive multiple market cycles without cracking under pressure, this mug will easily outlast your paper-handed friends' portfolios. Dishwasher safe, bear market resilient, and built to endure years of chart-watching rollercoasters—but if you chuck it through your monitor after a flash crash liquidates your overleveraged position, that's on you, not the mug.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
