"Mom's Mug" Coffee Mug (2 Sizes/5 Colors)
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red, Green, Blue
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
