"Mom's Mug" Coffee Mug
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Touch Mom’s mug? That’s a bold strategy, kid. Let’s see how it plays out.
Ask yourself: Does coffee taste better from it? Probably. Do you feel more powerful holding it? Absolutely. You might as well be wielding a sword of caffeinated justice.
But use it without being the Mom? Oh, sweet summer child, you’ve made a grave mistake. Consequences are swift and severe: extra chores, relentless reminders of your poor choices, or worst of all… the silent, soul-piercing glare of disappointment.
This mug is almost as tough as the Mom it’s made for. Dishwasher-proof, microwave-resistant, and ready for battle—but if Mom uses it to fight off a wild animal, even this mug might tap out.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
