"Silently Judging Your Typos" Coffee Mug
Your and you're. There, their, and they're. Its and it's. These aren't just words—they're weapons of mass frustration.
Black Metal Cat silently watches alongside you the endless parade of casualties. 'Could care less?' sigh If you COULD care less, then you still care somewhat, you heathens. And don't even get us started on 'literally' being massacred more brutally than Corey Feldman's guitar solo.
For crying out loud: Apostrophes don't make things plural. Your groceries aren't “apple's and banana's“ unless they possess something. Black Metal Cat knows the difference, and its soul-piercing stare holds nothing but contempt and judgment.
Crafted to endure countless grammar crimes and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - longer than most people's grasp of basic punctuation - but if you smash it after seeing 'loose' instead of 'lose' one too many times... we literally (yes, LITERALLY) understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Your and you're. There, their, and they're. Its and it's. These aren't just words—they're weapons of mass frustration.
Black Metal Cat silently watches alongside you the endless parade of casualties. 'Could care less?' sigh If you COULD care less, then you still care somewhat, you heathens. And don't even get us started on 'literally' being massacred more brutally than Corey Feldman's guitar solo.
For crying out loud: Apostrophes don't make things plural. Your groceries aren't “apple's and banana's“ unless they possess something. Black Metal Cat knows the difference, and its soul-piercing stare holds nothing but contempt and judgment.
Crafted to endure countless grammar crimes and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - longer than most people's grasp of basic punctuation - but if you smash it after seeing 'loose' instead of 'lose' one too many times... we literally (yes, LITERALLY) understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Your and you're. There, their, and they're. Its and it's. These aren't just words—they're weapons of mass frustration.
Black Metal Cat silently watches alongside you the endless parade of casualties. 'Could care less?' sigh If you COULD care less, then you still care somewhat, you heathens. And don't even get us started on 'literally' being massacred more brutally than Corey Feldman's guitar solo.
For crying out loud: Apostrophes don't make things plural. Your groceries aren't “apple's and banana's“ unless they possess something. Black Metal Cat knows the difference, and its soul-piercing stare holds nothing but contempt and judgment.
Crafted to endure countless grammar crimes and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - longer than most people's grasp of basic punctuation - but if you smash it after seeing 'loose' instead of 'lose' one too many times... we literally (yes, LITERALLY) understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
