"Too Early For This Shit" Coffee Mug
You hear them, but you're not listening yet. The urgent texts, the neighbor's knocking, the kids' breakfast requests, the dog's barking… it's all just white noise until this cup is empty.
Some people don't understand that the first sip of morning coffee is sacred. Those people are wrong. This isn't just coffee, it's your armor against the daily circus, your moment of peace before the storm, your ritual of 'Not yet, world. Not yet.'
One sip at a time, the fog lifts, the chaos settles, and you transform from a creature of darkness into a functional human. But until then? Too early for this shit.
Built to endure countless morning rituals and repetitive dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, like your morning need for solitude. But if you smash it fending off pre-coffee conversation... we totally understand.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
You hear them, but you're not listening yet. The urgent texts, the neighbor's knocking, the kids' breakfast requests, the dog's barking… it's all just white noise until this cup is empty.
Some people don't understand that the first sip of morning coffee is sacred. Those people are wrong. This isn't just coffee, it's your armor against the daily circus, your moment of peace before the storm, your ritual of 'Not yet, world. Not yet.'
One sip at a time, the fog lifts, the chaos settles, and you transform from a creature of darkness into a functional human. But until then? Too early for this shit.
Built to endure countless morning rituals and repetitive dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years, like your morning need for solitude. But if you smash it fending off pre-coffee conversation... we totally understand.
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"