"Too Early For This Shit" Coffee Mug
You hear them, but you're not listening yet. The urgent texts, the neighbor's knocking, the kids' breakfast requests, the dog's barking - it's all just white noise until this cup is empty.
Some people don't understand that the first sip of morning coffee is sacred. Those people are wrong. This isn't just coffee - it's your armor against the daily circus, your moment of peace before the storm, your ritual of 'not yet, world... not yet.'
One sip at a time, the fog lifts, the chaos settles, and you transform from a creature of darkness into a functional human. But until then? Too early for this shit.
Built to endure countless morning rituals and repetitive dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - like your morning need for solitude - but if you smash it fending off pre-coffee conversation... we totally understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
You hear them, but you're not listening yet. The urgent texts, the neighbor's knocking, the kids' breakfast requests, the dog's barking - it's all just white noise until this cup is empty.
Some people don't understand that the first sip of morning coffee is sacred. Those people are wrong. This isn't just coffee - it's your armor against the daily circus, your moment of peace before the storm, your ritual of 'not yet, world... not yet.'
One sip at a time, the fog lifts, the chaos settles, and you transform from a creature of darkness into a functional human. But until then? Too early for this shit.
Built to endure countless morning rituals and repetitive dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - like your morning need for solitude - but if you smash it fending off pre-coffee conversation... we totally understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
You hear them, but you're not listening yet. The urgent texts, the neighbor's knocking, the kids' breakfast requests, the dog's barking - it's all just white noise until this cup is empty.
Some people don't understand that the first sip of morning coffee is sacred. Those people are wrong. This isn't just coffee - it's your armor against the daily circus, your moment of peace before the storm, your ritual of 'not yet, world... not yet.'
One sip at a time, the fog lifts, the chaos settles, and you transform from a creature of darkness into a functional human. But until then? Too early for this shit.
Built to endure countless morning rituals and repetitive dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - like your morning need for solitude - but if you smash it fending off pre-coffee conversation... we totally understand.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
