"Trading Degen" Coffee Mug
Over 40% of options trading volume are 0DTEs. That you? Thought so. How about those 100x leveraged YOLOs? Yep. Shitcoins, meme stocks, and WSB doomscrolling are your bedtime stories. Risk and volatility aren't stop signs, they're your fucking mating call.
While those index fund boomers cry about 'responsible investing,' you're out here trading weeklies like they're scratch-off tickets and treating leverage like your personal time machine. Portfolio diversification? Please. The only thing you diversify is which Discord server you get your plays from.
If you aren't living, you're dying–and the living need strong coffee. Fill your mug and make the day count. Carpé that motherfuckin' diem, bitches. Your wife's boyfriend would approve.
Crafted to endure countless margin calls and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years (which may as well be centuries in degen time) but if you smash it celebrating a 100-bagger on some random shitcoin... worth it.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Over 40% of options trading volume are 0DTEs. That you? Thought so. How about those 100x leveraged YOLOs? Yep. Shitcoins, meme stocks, and WSB doomscrolling are your bedtime stories. Risk and volatility aren't stop signs, they're your fucking mating call.
While those index fund boomers cry about 'responsible investing,' you're out here trading weeklies like they're scratch-off tickets and treating leverage like your personal time machine. Portfolio diversification? Please. The only thing you diversify is which Discord server you get your plays from.
If you aren't living, you're dying–and the living need strong coffee. Fill your mug and make the day count. Carpé that motherfuckin' diem, bitches. Your wife's boyfriend would approve.
Crafted to endure countless margin calls and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years (which may as well be centuries in degen time) but if you smash it celebrating a 100-bagger on some random shitcoin... worth it.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Over 40% of options trading volume are 0DTEs. That you? Thought so. How about those 100x leveraged YOLOs? Yep. Shitcoins, meme stocks, and WSB doomscrolling are your bedtime stories. Risk and volatility aren't stop signs, they're your fucking mating call.
While those index fund boomers cry about 'responsible investing,' you're out here trading weeklies like they're scratch-off tickets and treating leverage like your personal time machine. Portfolio diversification? Please. The only thing you diversify is which Discord server you get your plays from.
If you aren't living, you're dying–and the living need strong coffee. Fill your mug and make the day count. Carpé that motherfuckin' diem, bitches. Your wife's boyfriend would approve.
Crafted to endure countless margin calls and brutal dishwasher runs without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years (which may as well be centuries in degen time) but if you smash it celebrating a 100-bagger on some random shitcoin... worth it.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
