"Trve Kvlt" Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Is your entire wardrobe black as night? Do you scoff at polished music production like it’s the downfall of authenticity? Do you accidentally stab yourself in the face with spiked bracelets every time your nose itches?
Hell yeah, you’re Trve Kvlt. Authentically good music should sound like it was recorded with a potato inside a metal bucket and only be released on cassette in batches of 66. Corpse-paint isn’t just a costume—it’s an everyday expression.
…Or maybe you just dig Darkthrone and want to weird out your coworkers with a hard-to-read black metal coffee mug featuring a corpse-painted cat. Whatever your angle, this mug’s got your back (and your brew).
Start your mornings on the dark side with Black Metal Cat, the trve kvlt corpse-painted feline who silently judges everything from your coffee strength to your taste in riffs. If someone catches you smiling after getting this mug, just tell them it was a grimace born from existential dread.
Available in black, red, and yes—pink (because what’s more kvlt than challenging norms?), this durable ceramic mug is built to endure rough dishwasher cycles and the scorn of your peers. But chucking it across the room when someone claims Ghost is black metal? That’s on you, bruv.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, will not fade
• Lead and BPA-free material
Stay kvlt. Drink black. Judge harder.
Is your entire wardrobe black as night? Do you scoff at polished music production like it’s the downfall of authenticity? Do you accidentally stab yourself in the face with spiked bracelets every time your nose itches?
Hell yeah, you’re Trve Kvlt. Authentically good music should sound like it was recorded with a potato inside a metal bucket and only be released on cassette in batches of 66. Corpse-paint isn’t just a costume—it’s an everyday expression.
…Or maybe you just dig Darkthrone and want to weird out your coworkers with a hard-to-read black metal coffee mug featuring a corpse-painted cat. Whatever your angle, this mug’s got your back (and your brew).
Start your mornings on the dark side with Black Metal Cat, the trve kvlt corpse-painted feline who silently judges everything from your coffee strength to your taste in riffs. If someone catches you smiling after getting this mug, just tell them it was a grimace born from existential dread.
Available in black, red, and yes—pink (because what’s more kvlt than challenging norms?), this durable ceramic mug is built to endure rough dishwasher cycles and the scorn of your peers. But chucking it across the room when someone claims Ghost is black metal? That’s on you, bruv.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, will not fade
• Lead and BPA-free material
Stay kvlt. Drink black. Judge harder.
Is your entire wardrobe black as night? Do you scoff at polished music production like it’s the downfall of authenticity? Do you accidentally stab yourself in the face with spiked bracelets every time your nose itches?
Hell yeah, you’re Trve Kvlt. Authentically good music should sound like it was recorded with a potato inside a metal bucket and only be released on cassette in batches of 66. Corpse-paint isn’t just a costume—it’s an everyday expression.
…Or maybe you just dig Darkthrone and want to weird out your coworkers with a hard-to-read black metal coffee mug featuring a corpse-painted cat. Whatever your angle, this mug’s got your back (and your brew).
Start your mornings on the dark side with Black Metal Cat, the trve kvlt corpse-painted feline who silently judges everything from your coffee strength to your taste in riffs. If someone catches you smiling after getting this mug, just tell them it was a grimace born from existential dread.
Available in black, red, and yes—pink (because what’s more kvlt than challenging norms?), this durable ceramic mug is built to endure rough dishwasher cycles and the scorn of your peers. But chucking it across the room when someone claims Ghost is black metal? That’s on you, bruv.
• Durable Ceramic
• 11 oz - Black, Red, Pink
• 15 oz - Black, Red
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, will not fade
• Lead and BPA-free material
Stay kvlt. Drink black. Judge harder.