"When I Die" Coffee Mug
Is this too much to ask? Just a simple request really. Everyone's always going on about how they want their ashes scattered in their favorite places after they're cremated. But cremation seems so... unnecessary? Like, an extra step, you know?
I mean, if you're gonna scatter my remains anyway, why not just... scatter my remains? Save on funeral costs. Help the environment. Feed some wildlife. I really don't see the issue here.
sigh
My family keeps giving me these weird looks whenever I bring it up over coffee. Maybe I need to make a PowerPoint presentation or something.
Anyway... Crafted to endure countless morning brews and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - unlike some people's ability to understand perfectly reasonable requests - but if you smash it, at least scatter the pieces somewhere nice.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Is this too much to ask? Just a simple request really. Everyone's always going on about how they want their ashes scattered in their favorite places after they're cremated. But cremation seems so... unnecessary? Like, an extra step, you know?
I mean, if you're gonna scatter my remains anyway, why not just... scatter my remains? Save on funeral costs. Help the environment. Feed some wildlife. I really don't see the issue here.
sigh
My family keeps giving me these weird looks whenever I bring it up over coffee. Maybe I need to make a PowerPoint presentation or something.
Anyway... Crafted to endure countless morning brews and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - unlike some people's ability to understand perfectly reasonable requests - but if you smash it, at least scatter the pieces somewhere nice.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Is this too much to ask? Just a simple request really. Everyone's always going on about how they want their ashes scattered in their favorite places after they're cremated. But cremation seems so... unnecessary? Like, an extra step, you know?
I mean, if you're gonna scatter my remains anyway, why not just... scatter my remains? Save on funeral costs. Help the environment. Feed some wildlife. I really don't see the issue here.
sigh
My family keeps giving me these weird looks whenever I bring it up over coffee. Maybe I need to make a PowerPoint presentation or something.
Anyway... Crafted to endure countless morning brews and relentless dishwasher cycles without fading. This high-quality mug is built to last for years - unlike some people's ability to understand perfectly reasonable requests - but if you smash it, at least scatter the pieces somewhere nice.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
