"Stonks" Coffee Mug
Stonks! Here in Colorado, the stock market kicks off at 7:30 AM, and every trading session begins with a fresh mug of piping hot coffee. This isn’t just another one of those funny coffee mugs—it’s a hedge for navigating the chaos of trading. At 2:00 PM, the closing bell rings, and it’s off to brew another cup while either grinning like an idiot or cursing at the screen—depends on how much that last 0DTE trade went north or south. Gotta keep an eye on that economic calendar, right bruv? That can be a real market mover.
By 8:00 PM, the coffee mug (reluctantly) becomes a tea mug while doomscrolling through Reddit. WSB used to be prime DD territory, but ever since the GME fiasco, it’s filled with bots shilling their corporate agendas and reaming retail in the ass. Still, every once in a while, you’ll find a gem that makes you spit out your drink. Anyhoo, grab this Stonks coffee mug—it’s perfect for those moments when you need to look badass while contemplating whether you should’ve gone full regard on meme stocks. And hey, at least this mug’s performance is probably still better than your portfolio’s.
Cool mug designs available in black or money green—because even if your charts aren’t, at least your mug will be.
Crafted to endure brutal trading sessions, countless refills, and relentless washings without fading. Built for traders who know the grind, these are cool coffee mugs for guys who can laugh off a red day. This high-quality mug will last for years, but if you smash it in a fit of rage after a market crash—well, that’s just part of the game. Bonus points if it leaves a dent in the drywall.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"

• Makes a great gift for your wife’s boyfriend
Stonks! Here in Colorado, the stock market kicks off at 7:30 AM, and every trading session begins with a fresh mug of piping hot coffee. This isn’t just another one of those funny coffee mugs—it’s a hedge for navigating the chaos of trading. At 2:00 PM, the closing bell rings, and it’s off to brew another cup while either grinning like an idiot or cursing at the screen—depends on how much that last 0DTE trade went north or south. Gotta keep an eye on that economic calendar, right bruv? That can be a real market mover.
By 8:00 PM, the coffee mug (reluctantly) becomes a tea mug while doomscrolling through Reddit. WSB used to be prime DD territory, but ever since the GME fiasco, it’s filled with bots shilling their corporate agendas and reaming retail in the ass. Still, every once in a while, you’ll find a gem that makes you spit out your drink. Anyhoo, grab this Stonks coffee mug—it’s perfect for those moments when you need to look badass while contemplating whether you should’ve gone full regard on meme stocks. And hey, at least this mug’s performance is probably still better than your portfolio’s.
Cool mug designs available in black or money green—because even if your charts aren’t, at least your mug will be.
Crafted to endure brutal trading sessions, countless refills, and relentless washings without fading. Built for traders who know the grind, these are cool coffee mugs for guys who can laugh off a red day. This high-quality mug will last for years, but if you smash it in a fit of rage after a market crash—well, that’s just part of the game. Bonus points if it leaves a dent in the drywall.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"

• Makes a great gift for your wife’s boyfriend
Stonks! Here in Colorado, the stock market kicks off at 7:30 AM, and every trading session begins with a fresh mug of piping hot coffee. This isn’t just another one of those funny coffee mugs—it’s a hedge for navigating the chaos of trading. At 2:00 PM, the closing bell rings, and it’s off to brew another cup while either grinning like an idiot or cursing at the screen—depends on how much that last 0DTE trade went north or south. Gotta keep an eye on that economic calendar, right bruv? That can be a real market mover.
By 8:00 PM, the coffee mug (reluctantly) becomes a tea mug while doomscrolling through Reddit. WSB used to be prime DD territory, but ever since the GME fiasco, it’s filled with bots shilling their corporate agendas and reaming retail in the ass. Still, every once in a while, you’ll find a gem that makes you spit out your drink. Anyhoo, grab this Stonks coffee mug—it’s perfect for those moments when you need to look badass while contemplating whether you should’ve gone full regard on meme stocks. And hey, at least this mug’s performance is probably still better than your portfolio’s.
Cool mug designs available in black or money green—because even if your charts aren’t, at least your mug will be.
Crafted to endure brutal trading sessions, countless refills, and relentless washings without fading. Built for traders who know the grind, these are cool coffee mugs for guys who can laugh off a red day. This high-quality mug will last for years, but if you smash it in a fit of rage after a market crash—well, that’s just part of the game. Bonus points if it leaves a dent in the drywall.
• Durable Ceramic

• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®

• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"

• Makes a great gift for your wife’s boyfriend
