"HODL" Coffee Mug
Cool coffee mugs to help you HODL that shit like a politician grips their bribe after a “consultation.” HODL that shit like a granny white-knuckling her rosary during a Slayer show. HODL that shit like your ex clutches their alibi when you find the receipts. HODL that shit like a Wall Street banker locks in his bonus during a market crash. HODL that shit like Chuck Norris arm-wrestling a bear over the last cold one. HODL that shit like a BOSS.
Would you buy this mug using Bitcoin if you could? Trick question! If you’re one of those clowns who’s willing to trade your precious Bitcoin for a mug or some pizza, stop reading right now and rethink your life choices. This mug ain't for you. (But hey, if you’ve got a stash of crypto, I’ll gladly take it and HODL it better than your shaky-handed, panic-selling ass ever could. 🖕)
You think this mug is just for sipping coffee? Nah, bruv. This mug is your rally cry. It’s for those who laugh in the face of crypto winters, who buy the dip like it’s a clearance sale, and who know the true meaning of diamond hands.
Crafted to survive the euphoria of moonshot gains, midnight pump sessions, and the victory sloshes of celebratory pours when your crypto finally hits the moon. This HODL bitcoin mug is built tougher than the diamond hands stacking sats through every rollercoaster rally. Dishwasher, microwave, hell—even your ecstatic fist-pumps won’t fade this design. But fair warning: if you smash it in sheer joy after a 100 bagger, that’s just the price of victory (consider it your tribute to the crypto gods).
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Cool coffee mugs to help you HODL that shit like a politician grips their bribe after a “consultation.” HODL that shit like a granny white-knuckling her rosary during a Slayer show. HODL that shit like your ex clutches their alibi when you find the receipts. HODL that shit like a Wall Street banker locks in his bonus during a market crash. HODL that shit like Chuck Norris arm-wrestling a bear over the last cold one. HODL that shit like a BOSS.
Would you buy this mug using Bitcoin if you could? Trick question! If you’re one of those clowns who’s willing to trade your precious Bitcoin for a mug or some pizza, stop reading right now and rethink your life choices. This mug ain't for you. (But hey, if you’ve got a stash of crypto, I’ll gladly take it and HODL it better than your shaky-handed, panic-selling ass ever could. 🖕)
You think this mug is just for sipping coffee? Nah, bruv. This mug is your rally cry. It’s for those who laugh in the face of crypto winters, who buy the dip like it’s a clearance sale, and who know the true meaning of diamond hands.
Crafted to survive the euphoria of moonshot gains, midnight pump sessions, and the victory sloshes of celebratory pours when your crypto finally hits the moon. This HODL bitcoin mug is built tougher than the diamond hands stacking sats through every rollercoaster rally. Dishwasher, microwave, hell—even your ecstatic fist-pumps won’t fade this design. But fair warning: if you smash it in sheer joy after a 100 bagger, that’s just the price of victory (consider it your tribute to the crypto gods).
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
Cool coffee mugs to help you HODL that shit like a politician grips their bribe after a “consultation.” HODL that shit like a granny white-knuckling her rosary during a Slayer show. HODL that shit like your ex clutches their alibi when you find the receipts. HODL that shit like a Wall Street banker locks in his bonus during a market crash. HODL that shit like Chuck Norris arm-wrestling a bear over the last cold one. HODL that shit like a BOSS.
Would you buy this mug using Bitcoin if you could? Trick question! If you’re one of those clowns who’s willing to trade your precious Bitcoin for a mug or some pizza, stop reading right now and rethink your life choices. This mug ain't for you. (But hey, if you’ve got a stash of crypto, I’ll gladly take it and HODL it better than your shaky-handed, panic-selling ass ever could. 🖕)
You think this mug is just for sipping coffee? Nah, bruv. This mug is your rally cry. It’s for those who laugh in the face of crypto winters, who buy the dip like it’s a clearance sale, and who know the true meaning of diamond hands.
Crafted to survive the euphoria of moonshot gains, midnight pump sessions, and the victory sloshes of celebratory pours when your crypto finally hits the moon. This HODL bitcoin mug is built tougher than the diamond hands stacking sats through every rollercoaster rally. Dishwasher, microwave, hell—even your ecstatic fist-pumps won’t fade this design. But fair warning: if you smash it in sheer joy after a 100 bagger, that’s just the price of victory (consider it your tribute to the crypto gods).
• Durable Ceramic
• Highest Quality ORCA Coating®
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz - Height: 3.70" | Diameter: 3.19"
• 15oz - Height: 4.61" | Diameter: 3.27"
